Mudcakes

If any of these things are making your life crushingly unbearable...Hey, you'd better see a shrink... fast...
But if they are just something you would like to banish, just try this:
Scoop out about two fingertips full of our "Mud" (it's an abrasive too :>) and scour the offending area...
Use your fingertips to scrub as the abrasive needs some pressure to really work (this is what your parents called "elbow grease")
Rinse away and repeat if needed. Ingredients: It's an abrasive and pure soap so it cannot be harmful... EXCEPT TO SOME POLISHED OR COATED (this means varnished or painted) SURFACES... So test a small area first. Add water to some surfaces, like your skin first, but do not dilute the soap too much.
You should basically have a paste consistency.
INGREDIENTS:
Pumice, 100% biodegradable liquid soap, essential oil of grapefruit.
Besides your face, elbows, knees and other areas that typically need exfoliation...
Try it on:
OUTSIDE: garden tools, plastic outdoor tools, lawn furniture, removes stains from flowerpots... Our pure soap is not harmful to plants; bugs won't like it though.
TOYS: be careful around decorative trims that might be painted on... On Barbie's eyes for instance... Chilling thought.
IN THE KITCHEN: pots and pans (great on old grease buildup), countertops, grills (let the soap soak in a bit), tea and coffee pots (remember, the best effect is achieved using just your fingertips)